Thursday, May 8, 2008

we breathe................ gases...... urgh

i was bored ok.
so i ended up looking up flatulence on wikipedia.LOL
for those who wonder what the pleasant sounding jargon above means,
it simple means fart.
Yes, the thing your brother does like all day long.
and the occasional whiffs of odd smells you get when mum and dad just feasted on durian..
ring any bells.
uhuh, yup, exactly what ur thinking right now.

so yea i looked it up. and really, i found it so hilarious!!!!!!
i was literally chuckling and throwing my head back laughing to myself reading it.

Seriously farting must be totally funny to me.
or maybe the writer who wrote that article bout it on wiki is just one joker.

Depending upon the relative state of the sphinter (relaxed/tense) and the positions of the buttocks, this often results in a crackling or trumpeting sound, but gas can also be passed quietly.

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how descriptive :p

And then it goes on to explain the various gasses in a fart
i couldn't stop my curious mind from going,
"means they kumpul the gas from someone's bum and test ar???"
EEEEUUUUUUU
but hey, i'm sure that's what they HAD to do at some point to find that out...
the sacrifices ppl make for science..

and the highlight of the article...

Flatulence is often blamed as a significant source of greenhouse gases owing to the erroneous belief that the methane released by livestock is in the flatus. While livestock account for around 20% of global methane emissions, 90-95% of that is released by exhaling or burping This means only 1–2% of global methane emissions come from livestock flatus.

ok i'm getting a feeling that i'm the ONLY one who finds this funny.
and that EVERYONE else is totally grossed out..

but yea.. one day when ur having a bad bad day..
go have a laugh!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulence

ok sorry!!!
i won't talk bout flatulence ever again!
not on my blog!


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